Sunday, April 29, 2007

The Dems' Debate Analyzed

Stolen from Planet Moron and put into "test" format. Most times, you have to figure out who the candidate is from the description given in the one-line excerpt.

(I left a couple of names in so that the Lefties who read this blog will get 2 right. Or not...)

...The Senator from Illinois believes the country wants change and he’s just the guy to bring that change...

...The New York Senator continues to display the warmth and sincerity for which both she and granite countertops are well known...

...Mike Gravel, a former politician of some sort....

...the New Mexico Governor appeared to have accidentally wondered into the wrong debate....

...The former Vice Presidential candidate and self-described common man explained his recent $400 haircut by noting that when he was a kid his father had to make the family leave a restaurant because he couldn't afford the prices on the menu ...

...The biggest surprise from the Delaware Senator was what did not come out of his mouth...

...The Ohio Congressman continues to battle the perception that he is part Dennis Kucinich and part Dennis Kucinich.

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