Stolen with NO shame from AOSHQ. The stuff from Will Rogers is too good to pass up.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.