There's cynical, and then there's Surber Cynical.
"The two jail employees tasked with guarding pedophile Jeffrey Epstein the night of his suicide in a Manhattan jail have admitted to falsifying records — but will skirt time behind bars under a deal with prosecutors....--Surber quoting NY Post
Typically, Surber comments on such stories, as he did here:
Someone gave them a good cover story.
No jail time because they would sing if they went to jail.
He's an ex-newsman which explains a lot. But if you want to learn what YOUR "news" paper (and TeeeeeVeeee morons) don't tell you, read Surber every day.