Tuesday, April 02, 2019

What's Worse? End of Guac or End of the World?

Based on reports, Trump is the Most Powerful Man in History.

One report has the end of the world in 2030 because Trump.

Another one has the End of Guacamole in three weeks because Trump.

Ah, the dilemma:  which "end" is worse?  I mean, maybe the world SHOULD end if we have no guacamole, right?  Or--a question for speculative physicists--will the world end BECAUSE the US has no guac?


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