Thursday, November 10, 2005

Louisiana's Aid Request to Go Up

Following on the hurricane-damage requests from Sen. Landrieu (asking for a mere 150% of actual damages plus other penalties on the taxpayer to be named later), we now expect Sen. Landrieu and the Governor-ette Stooge Queen to require another several billion dollars to effect recovery from the following:

Louisiana's rate of syphilis cases ranked number one in the nation last year, while its gonorrhea rate placed second and its chlamydia rate was third.

1 comment:

Neo-Con Tastic said...

How does one type the oinking and squealing sound?

Here piggy, piggy, piggy! Keep spending my money! SOOOOOO WEEEEEE