The Dem Convention's Schedule

This schedule may have been put up as a humor piece.  Or maybe not.

Monday July 20, 2020

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and
Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”
Hillary Clinton...

Skipping a bunch of good parts to arrive here:

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
by Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Hosted by speaker Barack Obama

10:00 PM
Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

There follows the Free Booze part in various lobbyist/grifter hospitality suites.

The rest of the convention was cancelled--apparently--after the Free Booze Part.  But if that's not the case, we'll update you!