Wednesday, December 14, 2005

ACLU-Approved Carolers

From The Curt Jester, a picture and text of ACLU-approved carolers:

Secularists are upset with the lyrics of explicitly Christian carols and Christians become upset when these carols are left out. To solve this problem Ms. Giesel of the the Glencoe school elemenatary choir decided instead of hymns to do hums. Students are gagged while performing to ensure no actual Christian carols are ever sung. The instrumental portions of traditional Christmas carols are slightly altered to ensure no one in the audience might attempt to sing along. Silent Night is sung just as intended - totally silent. To ensure fairness winter holiday songs are also hummed.

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