Heard a new one from a friend the other day.
That guy was participating in a test at a clinic. The discussion turned to mask-wearing during the test. During the conversation, the med-tech, who knew the arguments about masks very well, justified wearing them with THIS line:
'Masks prevent you from exhaling directly to the front, to they're good for the people you're talking to.'
They merely re-direct your EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLLLLLLL toxicity to anyone next to you or behind you.
They're really reaching, folks.