Friday, January 29, 2021

A New Idea for Doddering Tom Barrett!

Doddering Tom Barrett, about to pick up Congressional AND Mayoral pensions, reads the Chicago news stories for ideas on 'how to govern woke,'

Here's one he might like.

What’s a good way to ensure that Chicago’s legions of juvenile carjackers and auto thieves are steered in the right direction?

Did you say, “give them snacks and show them a movie?” Because that’s what’s been happening in the city’s “Criminal Trespass To Vehicle Workshops.”

Officially, CPD calls each session a “station adjustment,” with the “adjustment” supposedly coming in the youngster’s attitude toward stolen cars....

Don't tell him about this.

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