Sunday, August 01, 2021

How to Be a Good Little Subject

Quoted at American Greatness, list created by Jim Treacher:

Absolutely do not wear a mask
You must, must, must wear a mask or you’re killing Grandma
Don’t leave the house or you’re killing Grandma
If you can’t avoid leaving the house, stay at least six feet away from any other human being you see or you’re killing Grandma
Wash your hands 20 times a day
Do not touch your face or anything else, ever
Get vaccinated so you don’t have to wear a mask
You have to wear a mask even if you’re vaccinated
When the above rules change, and then change back, and then change back again, shut up about it or you’re a stupid MAGA-head 

If that fails, 

Go outdoors, place your left hand on your head, spin about thrice, and repeat:  "Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble" after each spin.  It helps if you are not wearing shoes, and if you spray yourself with water beforehand.  --authored by A. Fauci (you wouldn't have guessed that, eh?)


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