Sunday, May 06, 2018

Re-Worked WHCD Comedy Routine

Someone at Ace of Spades had a little spare time and re-worked that 'comedy' thing from the White House Correspondents' Dinner.  Here's just a bit of it...

....People call Clinton names all the time, and look, I could call Clinton a narcissist or a lesbian or a drunk or incompetent or impotent or poor , but she's heard all of those and she doesn't care.

I'm going to try a fun new thing, okay? I'm going to say, "Clinton is so broke" and you guys go, "How broke is she? All right. 

Clinton is so broke she had to fly business class to Bosnia
Clinton is so broke she looked for foreign oil in Chelsea's hair. 

Clinton is so broke Southwest used Ron Brown as one of their engines. I know, it's so soon. It's so soon for that joke. Why did she tell it? It's so soon. 

Clinton is so broke her foundation had to borrow money from the Russians and the Arabs and now she's compromised and susceptible to blackmail and possibly responsible for the collapse of the Republic. Yay, it's a fun game!....

There's more, and it is pretty damn good.

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