Monday, July 27, 2009

"Two Cows" Updated

From England, an addendum to the old story.

The old two-cow analogy is a useful one. You have two cows. The communist steals both your cows, and may give you some milk, if you’re not bourgeois scum. The fascist lets you keep the cows but seizes the milk and sells it back to you. Today’s Green says you can keep the cows, but should choose to give them up as their methane-rich farts will unleash hell at some unspecified point in the future. You say, sod it, I’ll keep my cows thanks. Tomorrow’s green, the Bolshevik green, shoots the cows and makes you forage for nuts.

Ummmnnhhhh....actually, I'll make the Green forage for HIS nuts. The more precious ones.

HT: Green Hell

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