Here we go again.
The "MOST EXTREME COLD ON EARTH!!!!" is going to arrive in the Upper Midwest around the 15th of December.
You are DOOMED!!! DOOMED!!!, I say!!!
Gather the firewood and shoot-and-skin a couple of bears so you have coats. Dig 30 feet into the side of a hill for natural earth-warmth! Take provisions because you never know when all the stores will freeze shut. Lakes and rivers will freeze solid, so be sure to grab some bottled water.
All for a couple extra revenue-bucks on the weather segment of the Local Nooz.
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