The Big Apple is happy to have American tourists. Broadway shows, great museums, the Metropolitan Opera, UN building, Statue of Liberty.........
Plus extra added features!!! Contract TB, Polio, Or even leprosy!!! from the now-indigenous illegal alien tourists laying about on the sidewalks and prowling the subways. You can't get those diseases at home, because our civilization near-eradicated them. But other 'civilizations' didn't!! So it's a unique benefit!!
There's no better time to pick up souvenirs like those. And you'll also renew your acquaintance with your family doctor when you get home!
Big Apple!! YAY!!!
Or you could visit Los Angeles for another rare (in this country) reward: flea-borne typhus!
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