Monday, December 17, 2018

"News"? It's Just Entertainment TeeVee

The local SeeBeeEss outlet managed to run another dark-toned/dark-voiced story on The Shutdown.

It's the End of the World as we Know It, ya'know, and they're going to pound this thing until we all understand that Orange Man Kills Kittens, Children, and Others of Whatever Stripe, then Serves Them Up for Christmas Dinner at Mar-a-Lago.

Yah, right, OK.

It's not a "shutdown."  It's really a partial eclipse; 80% of Mordor on the Potomac continues to occupy your businesses and homes, oppress your initiative, and line its pockets with your earnings.  And when the 20% (classified as 'non-essential') return to their task, they get ALL the salary that they lost.

It's really a Christmas bonus:  no work, all pay!!

But the Masses need Entertainment.  So the Dark Voices will continue to bray:  Orange Man Bad!!  Orange Man Bad!!!  Orange Man Bad!!

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