The US Bishops are gathering in Baltimore (let's hope they can get out alive)
and will assemble a "Code of Conduct" in response to the continually-growing homosexual sex-abuse scandal.
Gee. There's a pretty good Code of Conduct already written.
2 I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of
Egypt, out of the house of bondage. |
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3 Thou shalt not have strange gods before me. |
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4 Thou shalt not make to thyself a graven thing, nor the
likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or in the earth beneath, nor of
those things that are in the waters under the earth. |
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5 Thou shalt not adore them, nor serve them: I am the Lord
thy God, mighty, jealous, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the
children, unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me: |
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6 And shewing mercy unto thousands to them that love me, and
keep my commandments. |
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7 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain:
for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that shall take the name of the Lord
his God in vain. |
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8 Remember that thou keep holy the sabbath day. |
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9 Six days shalt thou labour, and shalt do all thy works.
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10 But on the seventh day is the sabbath of the Lord thy God:
thou shalt do no work on it, thou nor thy son, nor thy daughter, nor thy
manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy beast, nor the stranger that is within
thy gates. |
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11 For in six days the Lord made heaven and earth, and the
sea, and all things that are in them, and rested on the seventh day: therefore
the Lord blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it. |
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12 Honour thy father and thy mother, that thou mayest be
longlived upon the land which the Lord thy God will give thee. |
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13 Thou shalt not kill. |
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14 Thou shalt not commit adultery. |
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15 Thou shalt not steal. |
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16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
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17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house: neither shalt
thou desire his wife, nor his servant, nor his handmaid, nor his ox, nor his
ass, nor any thing that is his. | | |
Need more? OK, here's another:
Keep your stinking hands off the boys, men, girls, and women.
Is that clear?
There, Excellencies. You can copy/paste, just like I did, except for that last one. This will save you a lot of time (which should be spent on your knees) and money (which is ours, anyway.)
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