Apparently this is NOT John Cleese' work.
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in
Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to
“Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
“Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit
Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody
Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning
level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from
“Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other
levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the
British army for the last 300 years....
There's more--the Frogs and Italians get it, too...
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