Monday, February 22, 2010

Favre-Itis Infection

The social disease of Washington is Favre-Itis.

Leave it to third-string, has-been quarterbacks of the Republican Party to throw an interception at the precise moment conservatives are about to turn the game around. What is wrong with people like former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, former Senator Alan Simpson, and Senator Orrin Hatch?

Nothing that a good buttstroke to the head won't cure.

1 comment:

Billiam said...

Newt lost his balls in '96 and became a girlie-man, er, moderate? He has flashes occassionally, but he's no longer the conservative he once was. I think he's got McCain syndrome. Maybe if I become whimpy, they'll (the media) like me and stop picking on me.