Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Katrina's OTHER Affected

Stolen with no remorse from the very best: Planet Moron (partial quote):

It is an outrage that a month after disaster struck, not a single Coast Guard helicopter has been by to air drop bags of relief cash for stricken lending institutions. Without help soon, it is quite possible that we will start losing quarterly performance bonuses at an alarming rate.

...In related news, New Orleans Chief of Police, Eddie Compass, in surveying a devastated city, a police force in tatters, and a citizenry desperate for some return to normalcy, came to the only conclusion possible: “My work here is done.”

Believe it or not, the rest of the piece is just as good...

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