Whitmer Has Gone Mad

We mean 'barking' mad, as in howling-at-the-moon mad.  Cuckoo's nest mad.

Her current proclamation?

…”bars are now allowed to operate but they may only serve alcohol to people who are sitting down and 6 feet apart.”

She's remembering her days as an undergrad, when she was "Stretchin' Gretchen."

Or something.  Maybe.  Whatever.

Call the guys with the little white jacket............