Sunday, June 16, 2024

The Dictionary of McCain

Nope.  Not the dead jackass.  The alive one, who writes from Georgia.

Here's his dictionary entry for "Aspiring rapper":

North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subject’s demise or incarceration comes at an extremely inopportune moment, occurring just as the subject was “turning they(sic) life around.”...

Oh, yes, you've heard that phrase in dozens of TeeeeVeeee reports here in Milwaukee.  And yah--it fits.

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