PROBLEM: It was a wild and crazy night on 21st and Vliet in Milwaukee. As you will see and hear on the video, goblins were firing full-auto pistols at each other, but hitting homes, trees, and cars instead.
One resident took a cellphone video showing two of the goblins.
SOLUTION: instead of hiding on the floor of your home, grab your .30-06, run to the second floor, open a window, stabilize the rifle on the sill, and NEUTRALIZE THE THREATS.
Problem solved. Call the coroner; it's his job to pick up the trash.
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