I met a fairy today who promised to grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said. "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their butts!"
Thought you'd like that.
Thanks, Dad - I had to clean it up a bit first, as I had gotten it from a friend who likes his lingo a bit more salty...oh, and I took the post down this AM. So no more linky.
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