Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Security? Nope. Just Those Wacky Cheeseheads

....or at least, we hope so.

Airport security officers around the nation have been alerted by federal officials to look out for terrorists practicing to carry explosive components onto aircraft, based on four curious seizures at airports since last September.

The seizures at airports in San Diego, Milwaukee, Houston and Baltimore included "wires, switches, pipes or tubes, cell phone components and dense clay-like substances," including block cheese, the bulletin said.

So, Achmed, the question is: "Which is best for IED's--Mozarella, Cheddar, or Bleu"?

For general terrorism purposes, I think an exploded block of Stinky would be very effective. With that stuff all over the walls of the airport, you'd reduce economic activity substantially.

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