Idiots, Liars, and Clowns: Our Pentagon

This whole balloon thing gets stranger every day.

First, there's a balloon!!!  Citizens spotted it.

Then it became known that it was a Red Chinese balloon.  (Red China is NOT our friend.)

Then--due to its apparent interest in US military installations--it became a SPY balloon.

Bai-Den and the Pentagon, who obviously are not on the same page, decide to let the damn thing go for a while.

Then they take it down over the ocean, and someone claims that this happened before--under Trump--and nobody gave a flying damn then, either.

Trump and his security guys (NSA, SecDef) swear that never happened.  The Pentagon didn't bother to tell POTUS or his men?

Now NORAD says 'Well, yah, there were balloons before but we didn't know they were there.'

WHAT?

F'n NORAD 'didn't know?

Was it nap-time?  Or was everyone out at a strip club for lunch getting drunk?  Long night with the wife or honey (or both?) and to Hell with the office?

Or did you think it was Santa Claus, dumbass?

Do we have to do all of this national defense stuff ourselves, jackasses?  Because if we do, you won't be getting a pension and your office will be a 10' X 10' cell shared with three others.  And they'll be just as PO'd as we are.