The Walz Variant

We all know that Kamala grew up in a middle class area where people cared about their lawns.

Now we have the Walz Variant!!

...His facial expressions conveyed a mixture of confusion and sheer terror, especially when asked to explain why he repeatedly lied—as recently as 2019—about being in China during the Tiananmen Square massacre in June 1989 when he was actually home in Nebraska until August of that year. Walz proceeded to give one of the most baffling answers ever recorded in the history of American politics.

"Look, I grew up in small rural Nebraska, town of 400, town that you rode your bike with your buddies till the streetlights come on, and I'm proud of that service," Walz said in response to the question about his China falsehoods. "Now, look, my community knows who I am. They saw where I was at. They, look, I will be the first to tell you, I have poured my heart into my community. I have tried to do the best I can, but I've not been perfect, and I'm a knucklehead at times, but it's always been about that."...

OK, then, Timmy.   

But did your neighbors cut their lawns??