Thursday, October 17, 2024

NFL Goes Further Girly-Man

Just in case you couldn't tell by observing the NFL's obsession with some girl singer.....they are confirming their Girly-Man League direction:

National Football League (NFL) executive Troy Vincent weighed in on finger gun gestures, saying, “There’s no place in professional football for that,” Ian Rapoport reported....

 ...Breitbart News reported that Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce addressed the NFL’s increased calls against finger gun gestures, saying, “It’s my Second Amendment.”

Kelce was responding to a 15-year-old unsportsmanlike conduct penalty thrown against New York Jets wide receiver Allen Lazard. The penalty was the result of Lazard allegedly using a finger gun gesture....

The NFL also announced that opposing teams will be required to have High Tea immediately following their games, with the losing team serving the tea and crumpets.  Little fingers will be properly raised while holding the teacups.

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