Sunday, May 01, 2022

New Hotness: Global Warming Causes Covid!!

Yes, as is my custom, I listened to NPR (National Panhandler Radio) today so you wouldn't have to.

Since "global warming" (whatever) is about 76th on a list of 10 concerns to Americans, the Green Wackies have a new twist:  global warming will cause flu strains to jump from bats to cats to people!

Or something like that.  See, the animals are all moving further north (or south, depending on the hemisphere) to escape the horrific heat of GlobWarm.  As they do that, they take various CoVid/Flu strains with them, and those strains will "jump"--eventually--to humans and PANDEMIC!!! RUN!!! HIDE!!  DEATH IS IMMINENT!!!!!

(Turn to eleventy on your dial.)

And also:  turns out the Quakers are all in favor of No Borders.

And Ukraine peasants are set upon by mean, nasty Russkies, who bomb and strafe every civilian in sight.  But they are resolute and determined, although the women are 'lonely.'

You can thank me now.

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