Friday, September 21, 2018

Blasey-Ford's Very Conveeeeeeenient Demands

For someone who's on the edge of perjury, this babe has a lot of demands.

1) Wants to show up Thursday, not Monday.  See:  "Delay, delay, delay"

2) Doesn't want Kavanaugh in the room when she's inventing her story.

3) Wants Kavanaugh to testify first--so she doesn't HAVE to invent her story.

4) Wants to bring her security blanket.  Or her shrink.  Or maybe both.  And her vagina hat.

5) Wants butter-brickle ice cream with Southern Comfort & sweet during testimony.


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