Have a Hummer? Lock It Up

Personally, I've never had much use for the H2 (or H3). They've become toys, and are almost useless if you want HumVee abilities.

But they are now targets:

Residents of Denver's normally quiet Cherry Creek district were woken by an explosion early Wednesday morning to see flames rising 15 into the air from the remains of a Hummer H2 parked at the curb in front of its owner's house. The letters ELF were markered onto the ruined vehicle — a calling card from the environmentalist group Earth Liberation Front.

Two other vehicles were torched in Cherry Creek that same night, most likely by ELF terrorists. There have also been tire slashings in the neighborhood.

We haven't seen ELF wackos in SE Wisconsin, yet. But then, until last week we haven't seen significantly destructive anti-war protests, either.

HT: Moonbattery