CDC Goes All Emily Litella

You can look up Emily Litella under "Never Mind!"

Meantime we have CDC, temporarily off their pursuit of gun regulation adventures:

The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention now says the coronavirus “does not spread easily” through touching surfaces or objects.

In early March, the federal health agency was warning that it “may be possible” to pass on the virus from contaminated surfaces, according to Fox News.

Its guidelines now include a section on ways the virus doesn’t easily spread — including from touching surfaces or objects....

Here's how to benefit from CDC's woeful horse-crappery:  watch which stocks Senate Intel Committee members (and their spouses, children, in-laws and paramours) buy or sell.  Maybe you noticed that Clorox lost ~$3.00/share or so from the 15th to the 19th?