The DC Mind, Satirical Version

Moron notes that Sunstein has eliminated about $5Bn in reg-burdens (over the next 5 years or so) and is damned proud of himself.

At the same time, Obozo & Co. have implemented a "few" more regs which will add about $90Bn/year in costs, or $450Bn in 5 years.

Summarily:

...we have a great dieting tip for those of you out there looking to slim down your figure.  All you have to do is cut out that morning bagel.

And add bacon, eggs, waffles, pancakes, ham, hash browns, home fries, biscuits…

That's the ticket!!