Wiggy Did NOT Write This

We all know that Wiggy is not a fan of the object of this critique:

2009’s most influential author is a mirthless Russian-American who loves money, hates God, and swings a gigantic dick. She died in 1982, but her spawn soldier on. And the Great Recession is all their fault...

But even Wiggy didn't write that. (It's possible that he was too funked-out after yesterday's game.)