Lessons From Chairman Mao

Owen came across a gem.

What, then would the Chairman himself do? “Easy,” he said - concurring with Liu at least on that. “You rub the pepper thoroughly into the cat’s backside. When it burns, the cat will lick it off - and be happy that it is permitted to do so.”

Just as revealing are the solutions Mao determined NOT to use.

And if you can't read between THOSE lines, come back in 10 years or so...