Monday, December 17, 2007

Zero Tolerance: 4th-Grader Goes to Jail

You can't make this stuff up:

An elementary student in Marion County was arrested Thursday after school officials found her cutting food during lunch with a knife that she brought from home, police said.

The 10-year-old girl, a student at Sunrise Elementary School in Ocala, was charged possession of a weapon on school property, which is a felony.

According to authorities, school employees spotted the girl cutting her food while she was eating lunch and took the steak knife from her.

You ever try to slice school lunch food with plastic?

HT: Arms and the Law


Anonymous said...

That must be it. Maybe she was eating steak and the PETA patrol targeted her.

The Badgerland Conservative said...

If it was in a gummint-run skool, that steak would still have had the marks where the jockey was hitting it (for those who don't get it, that's a reference to Caddyshack).

Unknown said...

Yeah and if you wear a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup

sorry couldnt resist

The Badgerland Conservative said...

You know you've seen a movie too many times when you can quote lines of dialogue verbatim in character.