Thursday, January 09, 2025

Crybaby Crenshaw Gets Rich on Stocks

Only a few weeks ago, Crybaby Crenshaw (R?-TX) was wailing and snorting about his terrible, dreadful, awful, salary.  He hasn't gotten a raise, ya'know, and he deserves one.

So he says.

 

...Establishment Republican Dan Crenshaw (TX) again ranked among the best at trading stocks in Congress, a study by Unusual Whales found Tuesday.

Crenshaw sat in 2024 on the House Intelligence and Energy and Commerce Committee, prime slots to gain key bits of information for both personal and legislative development.

“You have no way to better yourself” as a congressperson, he previously said about his stock trades.

Crenshaw ranked in the top 15 of congressional members who traded stocks last year (2024), up from the top 25 best stock traders in Congress in 2023 with a portfolio increase of over 34 percent.

The Texas congressman’s stock portfolio in 2024 spiked over 60 percent, according to a weighted percent change calculated by Unusual Whales...

He's so damn talented at stock-picking that he should really retire from his poverty-level job and just day-trade!

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