Tuesday, December 06, 2022

Coming Soon To an ATM Near You

 The carbon credits you will be allowed are posted at this link.

 Hope you're not too fond of beef--or of having your own car.  The U of Leeds (in the No-Longer "Great" Britain) has plans for you.

 

3 comments:

Grim said...

I don't even know how much a kilogram is, but I'm definitely going to eat more meat than zero of them even if I have to eat bureaucrats.

(Roman Polanski's Pirates: "Cannibalism is a mortal sin!" "What about Confession? What do you think Confession's for?")

I suppose it might be approved, even; after all, cannibalism as a practice has got to be carbon neutral at least. Maybe it's even progressive.

Grim said...

Although reading the PDF I see that these targets are just for "compliant cities" in this program. City people may well be starved to death by their governments; a country boy can survive.

Dad29 said...

One suspects that the country population is headed for a sudden increase.