Wait..........wait!! All the best people told us that Russia ran out of missiles!
Both Russian and Ukrainian officials on Friday confirmed a massive Russian missile attack against infrastructure targets across Ukraine.
Ukrainian officials described severe damage, loss of civilian life, and further threats to public safety as the power was shut down in several cities during frigid winter weather.
The Ukrainian Defense Ministry described the assault as a “massive terrorist missile attack” that included 76 cruise missiles. The Defense Ministry claimed Ukrainian forces were able to shoot 60 of the missiles down....
Shot down with literally miraculous precision fire!!
...A Ukrainian commander in Kyiv claimed one of the Russian missiles was brought down by machine gun fire – a feat he conceded was “almost impossible,” but “it was done” nonetheless....
Yup. That's what he said, so it must be true. Probably shot down the other 59, too--maybe with precision-guided air-rifle fire.
Believe what you like no matter what your lying eyes tell you.
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