Good heavens. The blood, it runs too thin.....
...According to the new book Yes Ma’am: The Secret Life of Royal Servants, 65-year-old Prince Andrew routinely throws temper tantrums if his collection of teddy bears is not properly lined up on his bed every day. If even a single one of his precious bears is out of place, all hell may break loose....
No wonder half the Irish want to get the Hell out of that empire.
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When your worldview is based on fairy tales, nursery rhymes and aristocratic superiority, even slight disorder could be traumatic.
If you go down in the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down in the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
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