Tuesday, August 30, 2016

"Izvestia Is Best-ia!!" --John F'n Kerry

There's just too much real news being reported around here, said John F'n Kerry, current dope-in-office at State.

...During a recent press conference in Bangladesh, our country's top statesman said that media "would do us all a service" if they simply ceased to cover terrorist attacks because then people "wouldn't know what's going on"...

That red highlighting is exquisitely apropos, ain'a?

OK.  If you're under 30, go look up Izvestia.

No comments: