Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Furiously Casting Ballots Before Reporting.....

AP:

According to the AP tally, there are 486 total precincts in populous Milwaukee County, but only 474 have reported vote totals.

In 6 months or so, the Milwaukee Police Department will discover that the precincts in question had 45,000 votes cast by 12,000 eligible voters and Kloppenburg won, 45,000 to zero. Curiously, no votes were cast for any other candidates on these ballots.

Meantime, in Dane County, The Most Entitled County in the Universe....

In Dane County, one precinct is missing out of 248 precincts reporting.

The precinct's ballot-box will eventually be located at the back of a Madison Metro bus whose driver earned $125K last year. 675,000 Kloppenburg votes will be found in the box. The driver will have pencil-burns between his fingers and will take permanent medical-leave (at full pay, of course) due to those injuries.

15 comments:

John Foust said...

You have such interesting fantasies. What, no guns, no motorcycle caps?

Caleb Foust! said...
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John Foust said...

Well, Dad29, now your conservative anonymous has dragged my child's name into this.

If this was your child's name, or for that matter your real name, what would you do?

Dad29 said...

Huh.

You have a child.

I can think of several good reasons why I never surmised as much, but "delete"'s been hit.

Anonymous said...

Foust, it must have been good old-fashioned Christian charity, or a guilty conscious, on Dad29's part. He's been enabling that nut-job poster for a long time.

Caleb Foust! said...
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Anonymous said...

Caleb Foust--Hey, anony, lay off the sauce.

John Foust said...

I have three sons, in fact. There's your conservative anony again.

Do we need to take up a donation so you can upgrade your hosting to reveal the IP address?

Anonymous said...

Are they triplets? Because I have a hard time believing someone would spread their legs for you three separate times.

Anonymous said...

More b.s. from anony 4:19 p.m. He/she has a screw loose!

RAG said...

Dad...can't speak for Milwaukee County but I know that ALL of the Dane vote was in and counted last night. The AP made errors in the tally and one was to show a missing Dane County precint at the same time all of the vote was in and tallied. It was corrected in the morning along with a couple of similar glitches elsewhere that did not change vote totals.

John Foust said...

I think if I started using language like Dad29's conservative Anony above, I'd be banned, my comments deleted, and it would be promoted as an example of left-wing nuttery. Here, it's left intact and not even denounced.

Anonymous said...

Why should it be, Foust? Dad29 goes to church and all is forgiven!

Although, in Dad29's defense, he is making some sort of effort. Better than before, but no where near what ought to be done by the self-proclaimed man of principle.

John Foust said...

Yes, I appreciate his deletions. Thank you, Dad29!

On the other hand, he's still got a mean streak a mile wide and his soul would be improved by its reduction.

Anonymous said...

Foust--Yes, his mean streak is well-documented! But a C-note at the till and a Hail Mary solves everything!