Saturday, May 20, 2006

Dump Doyle

Nothing like alliteration for punch!

Bumperstickers and lapel stickers with that pithy message were all over the place at the Midwest Express Center yesterday.

Mark Green's campaign sent a fellow with a sandwich board, who walked around on the corner of 4th/Wisconsin with the message: "Welcome, Governor Doyle" in a biting sarcastic reference to BagManJimbo's "stuff it" message to the NRA.

When asked, the man stated that he had not seen either the Governor NOR the Mayor of Milwaukee near the Center.

BagMan, of course, had his own spin:

"If I have to listen to experts on public safety who are against carrying concealed weapons or the NRA rhetoric, I'll put my trust in law enforcement," Doyle said. "If I have a choice of listening to Ted Nugent or the police officers of Wisconsin, I'm going to listen to police officers of Wisconsin."

Doyle argues that the safety of state residents is not improved by carrying "loaded guns in their pockets."

Right, Jim. The consistent experience of 48 other States--that the passage of concealed-carry laws preceded a DROP in crime--why, that's hardly as important as the testimony of the Chief of Police of the UW-System.

Tell it to the folks on the Lower East Side of Milwaukee, where there's a recent rash of armed robberies, reported on TMJ4 last night at 10:00 PM.

But after next November's election, Jim, you'll be telling it to your mirror.

DUMP DOYLE!!

Doyle Dumps His Man?

The Milwaukee JSOnline reports:

Lenard Wells, the chairman of the state's Parole Commission, confirmed Friday that he has resigned from the panel.

Wells, reached by telephone late Friday, said he is resigning for personal reasons. He said the resignation is effective Monday and declined to comment further.

My, THAT was quick.

Wells, ... has been the subject of recent criticism for approving the parole of two men convicted in the 1975 slaying of off-duty Milwaukee Police Officer Dennis Lee Obradovich.

One suspects that "Re-Election Mode" is in play in the Office of the Governor of this State.

Friday, May 19, 2006

More Work for Sensenbrenner

In our US Senate, here's the question:

Should ILLEGAL immigrants, once made legal by the McCain legislation, be entitled to receive the Social Security benefits they have paid into the system while ILLEGALLY using FRAUDULENT Social Security numbers STOLEN from actual, legal citizens of the United States of America[?]

The answer, 50-49: Yup.

Answer to Stingl's Question

Dear Jim,

Here's your question:

What were you thinking?!

Here's the answer:

Thinking? Huh?

Courthouse Security

Objection, Your Sheriff-ness!!

Leaders of the Waukesha County Bar Association oppose the security plan because county officials refuse to allow lawyers to enter the courthouse complex without being screened and scrutinized.

Actually, lawyers are the ONLY ones to be screened.

Ordinary people are harmless.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Never the Same Again

From a friend: The Top 10 Cowboy Movie Lines Which will NEVER Be the Same Again (after Brokeback Mountain)

10: I'm gonna pump you full of lead

9: Gimme a stiff one, barkeep!

8: Don't fret; I've been in tight spots before.

7: Howdy, pardner

6: You stay here while I sneak around from behind!

5: Two words: Saddle Sore!

4: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!! Now, move your hand, REAL slow-like!!

3: Let mount up!

2: Nice spread you got here!!

1: Ride 'em, Cowboy!!

Honorable mention: from the non-cowboy movie starring the no-name cowboy:

Do you feel lucky, punk? Do you?

Hmmmm...Signs are Not So Hot

From today's Dismal Scientist:

The Conference Board Leading Indicators for April rang in below consensus expectations, falling 0.1%. The results for March and February were revised higher, leaving a larger hurdle for growth in April. Three of the ten components that make up the leading index made positive contributions in the latest month.

Combine that with the PPI (Producer Price Index) showing a 7/10ths% gain last month (8.4% annual inflation rate) and the gold price, and you have an interesting USD valuation problem.

Hmmmmm.....

Feingold (D-AlQuaeda) Speaks Gibberish to Specter

Not that Feinie's gibberish-driveling is new, or anything...

Our Senator, of course, is grandstanding for the Homosex"Marriage" bunch, and Feinie flounced out of a hearing (Senate Judiciary) when Specter and he simply could not agree on important stuff:

Among Feingold's objections was Specter's decision to hold the vote in the President's Room, where access by the general public is restricted, instead of in the panel's usual home in the Dirksen Senate Office Building.

Specter later said he would have been willing to hold the session in the usual room had he thought doing so would change votes.

...and the decor is so....so...declasse...

Specter opposes the Amendment, by the way.

Define "Amnesty"

Pace Charlie Sykes, who really wants to defend the President...

Sensenbrenner insists that the President's plan is "amnesty." Sykes and the White House spinner disagree.

But it IS amnesty, and here's why.

Someone entered your house illegally, (which happens to be the perfect analogy.)

Sensenbrenner says they have to LEAVE THE HOUSE before we say "You are forgiven."

BUSH, on the other hand, does not require them to LEAVE THE HOUSE. He says "pay a fine, pay taxes, but do it all while you're still in the house," and we'll let you stay.

Stay? THAT'S AMNESTY, Charlie!!

On the OTHER hand:

Since amnesty is conditional (that is, it's like a contract--each party agrees to certain provisions before amnesty is granted)...

It's also NOT AMNESTY!! because (presumably) the illegals will fulfill the provisions demanded by Our President.

See!! Now everybody's happy.

On Scott Jensen

In the years I have resided in this locale, I've had two State Representatives: Ken Merkel and Scott Jensen. Both were good (by and large) at representing the interests of the district. Ken's now in retirement, but I see him regularly.

Scott's in retirement, too, of a different sort.

Briefly, Scott was screwed. Yes, there are plenty of "appeal" items in the trial, and it's entirely possible that the decision will be overturned. That won't do much good for Scott, who will be in State prison.

Frankly, the Western District US Attorney ought to be looking at prosecutorial misconduct charges against Brian Blanchard, who deliberately and consciously overlooked ADMISSIONS of wrongdoing by multiple Legislators and staffers while nailing Scott to a tree. That would be a good start.

The best analysis of the situation was provided by the Shark:

The Jensen verdict and sentence should, however should trouble civil libertarians for at least three reasons.

The first is that what Jensen did was not clearly defined as a crime before he did it. Generally, when we seek to impose criminal liability on someone, we want them to have a sufficiently malevolent heart or, to use the fancy law term, mens rea. We want them to have done more than guessed wrong or failed to pay attention.

They don't necessarily have to know that their conduct was criminal, but, as a general matter, we want to be able to say that they should have known.

...the point is that as many Supreme Court justices as not thought that the application of the criminal statute to him was unconstitutionally vague and violated principles of due process and fair notice.

THAT is the very definition of prosecutorial misconduct (at least in the real world.) It's similar to the "here and there, now and then, YOU'LL never know" application of RICO to Joe Scheidler.

It's prosecution based on "Whatever the Hell I FEEL like charging you with today!" and it stinks. Those who rail against "driving while black" ticketing ought to be right behind Scott on this one.

One hopes that the Appellate Court finds this as odious as it is, and reverses/remands.

And that Scott is released, if not pardoned, immediately.

Shirley Abrahamson's Caused A New Group

Since Shirley is both writing AND adjudging law, she's 2/3rds of the way to becoming Castro. Just in case she gets closer, here's a logo for those who are the patriotic opposition:



HT: RedState

McCain--NOT!

John McCain, one of the worst Studies in Vanity currently occupying the Senate, figured out that in order to achieve his ambition (the Presidency) he may just have to act 'conservative' for a few months.

But that doesn't fool people like John Lott:

Let’s consider just one of these issues: McCain’s claimed pro-gun record. This was true a decade ago, but since then, on issues such as regulating gun shows, banning less expensive guns and so-called assault weapons, and requiring gunlocks, McCain has supported central portions of the gun-control agenda. Indeed, in a couple cases, McCain authored the proposed legislation himself.

The legislation is taken directly from the ShrillShirley Manual of Kafka Government Policy:

McCain’s gun show regulations, instead of simply requiring background checks on sales at gun shows, would make it extremely difficult for gun shows even to function. A special license would be required to operate gun shows. Licenses could be denied without the federal government even having to give a reason, and no time limits would be placed on how long the government had to make its decisions.

While gun-control groups have tried for years to register the names of gun owners, McCain’s legislation helps accomplish this by effectively requiring the registration of all people who attend a gun show. Gun show operators would even face criminal penalties and imprisonment if any unregistered attendees were to trade a gun after the show if the gun were discussed in any way during the show. The only option to operators would thus be to register everyone.

...McCain has helped protect guns owners, such as supporting legislation to protect gun makers from reckless lawsuits, but for McCain to argue this week that he is reliably pro-gun relies on conservatives having very short memories.

And "short memories" is NOT a problem with LEGAL gun owners.

State Budget Deficit Reduction

We did not notice any budget provision which took advantage of this:

It is just that the Deficit Reduction Act of last year allowed states to cut back coverage there. [Contraception coverage] It is no longer guaranteed.

Of course, Hildebeeste is shrieking about this, already.

So where's Senator Reynolds? Lazich? Kanavas?

Shirley Won't Be Here

...but I will..

The 135th annual meeting of the National Rifle Association is expected to attract 60,000 gun advocates to downtown Milwaukee this weekend in celebration and defense of the 2nd Amendment, organizers say.

"The convention is a celebration of the American freedom we have to own firearms," LaPierre said. "It will be an uplifting event on firearms, hunting, recreation shooting, collecting, self-defense, crime protection and defending our 2nd Amendment rights to own and bear arms.

Well, that "self-defense" and "rights" stuff--that doesn't comport with ShrillShirley Abrahamson's view of the world, regardless of the language...but never mind.

LaPierre said the NRA is growing, in part, because of increasing interest by women in guns for personal protection. The convention will address that issue in a Saturday seminar featuring NRA President Sandy Froman.

"Women are the fastest-growing segment of firearms ownership," LaPierre said. "A lot has to do with personal protection and a lot is from recreational use."

The Saturday seminar will explore women's rights to carry arms, he said, especially those who are alone at work or who leave work late at night.


Obviously, LaPierre and Froman live in the real world. "Late at night?" Not if they're carrying several thousand dollars cash for a bank deposit, Sandy. Under THOSE circumstances, they are forced to enter the Alternative Universe occupied by ShrillShirley.

One which is very dangerous, if you actually behave the way Shirley mandates.

The White House Statement Doesn't Add Up

Thank God for Jim Sensenbrenner--maybe.

He makes it clear that the White House is playing games with the immigration issue. Well, we kinda thought that. On the other hand, 'playing games' is not the sort of thing that Our President wants on his official biography, is it?

"He basically turned his back on provisions of the House bill, a lot of which we were requested to put in the bill by the White House," Sensenbrenner said.

One provision he cited makes it a criminal offense to be in the country illegally. That followed a request from the Justice Department.

The House bill makes unlawful presence a felony, though Sensenbrenner and House leaders have agreed to reduce it to a criminal misdemeanor. It is currently a civil violation.

"The president seems to be running away from that now," Sensenbrenner said of the stiffened penalties in the House legislation.

But here's the part which does not add up:

"Under the president's plan, you have to pay stiff fines, follow the law, stay employed, learn English, and after achieving all those things, you still go to the back of the line. That's not amnesty."

"The back of the line?" Does that mean a 14-year wait for citizenship, as is the case with most Mexicans who actually go through the formal process?

So does the White House propose that these folks will be here in the US during all those years? Or living here part-time? What about "anchor babies?"

Sensenbrenner was similarly adamant in his disdain for the term earned citizenship, and in his view, what Bush is discussing "is an amnesty because it allows people who have broken the law to stay in the country."

Under the Senate plan, many of those people will end up achieving legal status much sooner than they would have by waiting for legal permission to enter, Sensenbrenner said.


One suspects that the REAL debate is here:

Sensenbrenner said he thinks a compromise could include provisions for temporary workers, if "that does not include an amnesty," and only if it includes "vigorous" enforcement of sanctions against employers for hiring illegal immigrants.

...which is anathema to a lot of large-contribution types.

GWB "Out of Touch?"

Peggy Noonan raises the possibility:

The disinterest in the White House and among congressional Republicans in establishing authority on America's borders is so amazing--the people want it, the age of terror demands it--that great histories will be written about it. Thinking about this has left me contemplating a question that admittedly seems farfetched: Is it possible our flinty president is so committed to protecting the Republican Party from losing, forever, the Hispanic vote, that he's decided to take a blurred and unsatisfying stand on immigration, and sacrifice all personal popularity, in order to keep the party of the future electorally competitive with a growing ethnic group?

This would, I admit, be rather unlike an American political professional. And it speaks of a long-term thinking that has not been the hallmark of this administration. But at least it would render explicable the president's moves.


The other possibility is that
the administration's slow and ambivalent action is the result of being lost in some geopolitical-globalist abstract-athon that has left them puffed with the rightness of their superior knowledge, sure in their membership in a higher brotherhood, and looking down on the low concerns of normal Americans living in America.

I continue to believe the administration's problem is not that the base lately doesn't like it, but that the White House has decided it actually doesn't like the base. That's a worse problem. It's hard to fire a base. Hard to get a new one.


If you haven't noticed, Sykes has supported the President's "plan", sorta. Listening to Charlie talk about it is interesting, because he doesn't really project the conviction; the Force is not with him, as it were, in his discussions of the "plan."

Is that related to Noonan's observation? Perhaps.

It should be clear that I think Our President is infected with the DC Disease described above in the red-lettered 'graph sections.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

USAToday--Today's Lies

Now both Verizon AND BellSouth have denied that they provided data for the NSA.

Oh, well. You can always believe the DaVinci Codes.

When did Dan Rather become ExecEditor of USAToday?

HT: FreedomEden

Levin on GlobaloneyGeorge's Modest Proposal

Levin is not a happy camper, either--no surprise.

Interesting excerpt:

It is inaccurate to say that Ronald Reagan supported amnesty, and nothing more. Reagan insisted on enforcement, and the 1986 Simpson-Mazzolli bill has very strict provisions, including heavy penalties against law-breaking companies. Neither this administration nor past administrations have seen fit to enforce the law. [That would be..GlobaloneyGeorge I and X42...]

That’s our experience over the last 20 years. So, of course, we conservatives are extremely skeptical of another round of amnesty without enforcement. And that’s what the president is offering. Even worse, that’s what the Hagel-Martinez bill proposes, plus 100 million new aliens to boot. And the Democrats find this too restrictive, which is the only saving grace for Republicans—if any.

Yah. The Corporate/Labor/Government sync-think on the Senate proposal is rather, ah, discouraging if you have to pay the bills, or if your children have to pay the bills.

WISupremes Can't Read English

The Wisconsin Constitution's 25th Amendment reads as follows:


The people have the right to keep and bear arms
for security, defense, hunting, recreation or any
other lawful purpose.


Except, of course, in ShirleyLand, (formerly known as the State of Wisconsin.)

In a decision released today, the ShirleyCourt decided that carrying a concealed weapon in your car when you are carrying large amounts of cash in the middle of the night is not "a right" for "security."

And the Tooth Fairy awards quarters, yah.


...under both Hamdan and Cole an individual generally has no heightened interest in his or her right to bear arms for security while in a vehicle. This
principle follows from Hamdan's repeated focus on the heightened interest in that right in the individual's home or privately owned business.


Tell THAT to the victims of car-jackings, Shirley. Here's why the ShirleyCourt said that:


...carrying a concealed weapon allows individuals to more easily act violently on impulse.

Sure. Having a weapon means that you're likely to shoot the SOB. I don't know why Shirley didn't invoke "the children" here. Regardless, the assertion is insulting and demeaning--but we'll have to get used to that with the ShirleyCourt.

These objectives are highly salient when an individual carries a concealed weapon in a motor vehicle. Of particular concern is the potential danger to law enforcement officers if an individual is carrying a concealed weapon during the course of a traffic stop. Given the frequency of contacts between law enforcement and motorists, individuals carrying concealed
weapons in motor vehicles present a greater overall risk to law
enforcement
than do individuals carrying concealed weapons in their homes or privately-owned businesses.


This is a flat-out lie. In the entire history of CCW permits, across the entire USA, there has been only ONE incident wherein a CCW holder pulled a gun on an officer during a traffic-stop. It so happens that the CCW holder in that case was--you guessed it--an ex-cop.

ShirleyCourt decided that since the tavern-owner in the above case did not demonstrate that his location was dangerous, nor that he really, really believed he needed the weapon for purposes of self-defense, and since the tavern-owner did not keep the weapon IN his place of business, he couldn't possibly have any real serious concerns about carrying $X,000.00 in cash around in the middle of the night.

Right. What he really needed was to beg, "Teacher, May I" according to ShirleyLogic.

The ShirleyCourt, in utter disregard for reality, found that 'there is no reason to distinguish between one's home, business, or car,' but simultaneously held that a Wisconsin citizen does NOT:

have a colorable claim of a constitutional privilege to carry a concealed weapon in his or her vehicle for security.

Lemmesee, heah, Gomer. You can have a weapon in your house, which 'cannot be distinguished from your car,' but you CANNOT have a weapon in your car. Uh-huh.
In ShirleyLand, "hav[ing] the right to bear arms...for security.." does NOT apply to situations in which someone may actually need security, unless you will be in "imminent danger" and can prove it (in advance) of actually BEING "in imminent danger." This is nutso-Kafka.
In ShirleyLand, you may have a weapon for personal protection only if the Carjacker Alliance sends out advance notice of their planned activities at Mayfair.

To his credit, Justice Crooks (joined by Roggensack and Wilcox) dissents:


Yet, in light of our constitutional amendment which grants Wisconsin citizens the right to bear arms "for security, defense, hunting, recreation or any other lawful purpose," a statutory prohibition on carrying concealed weapons at all times, under all circumstances, the sole exception being for peace officers, is not a reasonable exercise of the state's police powers.

(Proving that Justice Crooks CAN read English.)

And then Crooks raises a familiar refrain (see Sykes citation in this blog):


This court cannot create exceptions to Wis. Stat. § 941.23 to cure that statute's constitutional defects. That is the job of the Wisconsin Legislature.2 It is well-established in Wisconsin law that "'[w]here the language used in a statute is plain, the court cannot read words into it that are not found . . . even to save its constitutionality, because this would be
legislation and not construction.'


ShirleyCourt oversteps its bounds regularly, because Shirley wants to RULE!--not merely adjudge.


The majority, instead of striking down the statute, attempts, yet again, to do the job of the legislature and to judicially rewrite Wis. Stat. § 941.23.

Yup.

Well, the Court has ruled. Now let them enforce their ruling.

Feingold and Kohl: Screw Border Security

Another Big Surprise from Feingold (D-AlQuaeda) and Herbie, (Nobody's Senator):

And on a vote of 55-40 that crossed party lines, the Senate rejected an appeal from Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) to require the border to be secured before other immigration law changes could take place.

Thirty-six Democrats, including Feingold and Kohl; 18 Republicans; and the Senate's lone independent voted against the amendment.

In other "no surprises here" developments:

...Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) praised the president for a "commendable job" in his Monday speech

"I don't underestimate the difficulty in the House and Senate coming to an agreement on this issue," said House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio). "But I do think it is possible." (Boehner is a moderate Republican. His statement is meant to tell Jim Sensenbrenner to Go To Hell.)

And here's the New Dictionary Definition of "Amnesty"

Under the bill, illegal immigrants who've been in the U.S. at least five years could move toward legal status by working for six years, paying back taxes, passing background checks, learning English and paying $2,000 fines.