Where the Hell Are the Hurricanes????

C'mon, man.  Let's have some of that old-time religious hurricane action!!

It is very late August, we are at the peak of Hurricane Season, and the Atlantic is devoid of any tropical activity. A quick look at NOAA’s Seven-Day Tropical Weather Outlook map shows not even a disturbance between Texas and Africa, and less than a 40% chance that something will develop by early September....

This cannot be!

... To repeat, it was a scientific fact according to the most celebrated “climate experts” that we were in grave peril from hurricanes in 2024 due to “record warm Atlantic Ocean waters.” I’m repeating this because as it turned out, the Atlantic Ocean water temperatures have plunged this summer, in spite of the brilliance of the climate scientists who claim the ability to precisely predict air and ocean temperatures out decades in the future....

Yes.  Even here in Milwaukee, the WeatherPorn pushers (Channel 6) were babbling that line about lotsa hurricanes........boiling Atlantic......GLOBAL WARMING DOOOOOM  DOOOOOOM! 

...Klotzbach said that if we look at named storms (tropical storms, subtropical storms and hurricanes), the last time that we went from Aug. 21 to Sept. 2 with no named storm activity in the Atlantic was 1997....--AOSHQ quoting USAToday

The grifters at NOAA are hot without hope.

Key ingredients are in place for an active final few months of hurricane season, which officially ends Nov. 30. La Niña, known to encourage busy Atlantic hurricane seasons, is forecast to arrive before then, and there are signs it is developing quickly.

...“We are due for at least one or two more bursts of activity, easily,” [NOAA hurricane forecaster Matthew] Rosencrans said. “This lull is not that the season is done.”...

Uh-huh.