If you're not paying attention.....
Recently, it was revealed that Joseph Robinette Biden, when playing Bucket of Warm Spit, filched several troves of Secret Compartmentalized Information and deposited them in a couple of places.
The first place was in an office paid for by the Red Chinese government. It was in a nice building in D.C., which had an octagenarian 'security guard' who roamed the building between naps. The files containing the names and phone numbers of US agents in Iran, Ukraine, Russia, and China were in un-marked file cabinets, so who would look there? Hmmmmm???
Nothing to worry about there!
The second tranche was found in Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants' garage, specifically in the glove-box of his Corvette. But that glove-box was locked, therefore the nuclear codes were perfectly secure. Not even "Doctor" Jill could open that glove-box, which also contained the phone numbers of several other female acquaintances who admired his blonde leg-hair. The nuclear codes resembled the piston firing-order of the 'vette's engine, too, so who could guess that? Hmmmmm??
We also learned that Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants was "surprised" to learn that the documents were in his 'vette and some rando office in D.C.
That's because he had FedEx'd them to his pal Xi right after he stole the damn things. Who KNEW that Xi would place them in Bai-Den's office and car?
This all goes to show you why Donald Trump cannot be trusted with the keys to Mar-a-Lago, and Joe's butt-boy A.G. will get right on that. Q.E.D.
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