Here's a criticism of a Guns 'n' Roses singer--but it surely applies to many "song leaders" in churches:
...Mumbling vague approximations of English words as if chronically constipated (if you’ve hit the goat curry hard enough, you’ll feel his intestinal pain), he[/she] flips between a lower register that resembles a clogged lawnmower and a higher one that sounds like Barry Gibb suffering the mother of all wedgies....
Yes, we've heard one of those at our parish church. With a country-singer scoop, no less.
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