Thursday, August 04, 2022

Familiar? Buy. More. Ammo.

Here's a short list of what the "press" and the tyrants have been saying--repeatedly--over the last 5 years or so, courtesy of tftc.io  However, the list has one major missing item"Biden Got 81 Million Votes and Won."

Stop driving your car.

Stay six feet away.

Eat the bugs.

Don't you dare try to own anything.

We're taking your farmland.

You can't work unless you take these shots.

Sorry, not going to be able to let you in to granny's funeral.

The gym is closed but the liquor store is open late.

We need some of you to lose your jobs to save the economy.

You, over there, no pulling yourself out of poverty by leveraging hydrocarbons.

Call that dude a chick and let him compete against chicks.

Step into this security scanner.

Give us your guns.

Cow farts are killing the planet.

The inflation you think you're experiencing isn't real.

This isn't a recession.

We must aid Ukraine.

Those people wandering aloofly in the Capitol Building are insurrectionists.

Don't ask us about Building 7.

Use this windmill instead of oil and gas.

Nuclear energy is bad.

Iraq has weapons of mass destruction.

Trust us. The banks needed to be bailed out.

Six year olds need to learn about blow jobs.

Drag queens getting dolla bills stuffed into their thongs for reading your kids books is completely normal.

Watch this game.

Look at this feud.

Take this pill.

Read this thinkpiece.

Think about your shortcomings.

It's your neighbor's fault.

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