Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Biden's Gun Facts, Part Two

Thanks to Joe Biden, we know that a 9mm slug will rip the lungs right out of one's body.

But he wasn't done with "Gun Facts."

While speaking in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, on Tuesday President Biden said, “The bullet out of an AR-15 travels five times as rapidly as a bullet shot out of any other gun.”

He forgot to mention that it is also More Powerful Than a Locomotive and Can Leap Tall Buildings at a Single Bound. 

Somewhere, Corn Pop is laughing his ass off.

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