Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Chicken Entrails and Incantations: "OMG!! DANGER!!!!"

We had Global Cooling.  Then Global Warming.

Now, the End of the World As We Know It will be Chinese Lung-Rot.

All based on utilization of Computerized Chicken-Entrail Algorithms, Magick, and Various Ancient Incantations (rev. 2020)

...scientists warned Tuesday that "prolonged or intermittent social distancing may be necessary into 2022."

...Until researchers find an effective vaccine, social distancing may be necessary to avoid overwhelming the nation's hospitals, researchers wrote in the journal Science....

The scientists, all from Harvard's T.H. Chan School of Public Health, used computer modeling to provide a glimpse into different scenarios for our post-pandemic future. The authors wrote that all of their models assumed the new coronavirus can cause outbreaks at any time of year; this would contradict earlier suggestions that it would wane or even vanish in warmer weather....
Sure, it's a Chinese bio-weapon.  But if it were NOT, trust the scientists and the Yellow Press to make it into one hoping to put an end to America.

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