Wednesday, September 02, 2020

Trump Outsmarts the Oregon Dummy Parade

The Governor-ette of Oregon and the Mayor-ette (c'mon, maaaaaaaaan--he's a girly-boy) have been encouraging insurrection for more than 90 days.

In concert with that, the Portland area D.A. has stated that he will not prosecute riot-related crimes with a few exceptions.

So.  How can Trump help?

Easy.

Oregon State Police troopers responding to the ongoing protest-related unrest in Portland have been federally deputized, state police confirm....

State police tell KOIN 6 News they’re working with the U.S. Attorney’s Office to review arrests made by troopers assigned to Portland for potential prosecution. The troopers assigned to Portland have been cross-deputized by the U.S. Marshals....

Heh.

Now it's Leavenworth, not Mommy's basement.

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