Saturday, October 23, 2010

The Prophetic Onion

McCain, ever on the alert for Real News, finds that the Onion was 12 years ahead of this time.

PRINCETON, NJ–According to the latest Gallup Poll, conducted Monday and Tuesday of this week, nearly three out of four Americans can no longer believe this s**t.

In addition to the 73 percent of poll respondents who described this s**t as “beyond belief,” 9 percent said they could “hardly” believe this s**t, with another 5 percent “just barely” believing it. An additional 13 percent said they “couldn’t give a flying f**k about the whole g*****n thing.”

There's more, and it comports with everything we know.

1 comment:

Beer, Bicycles and the VRWC said...

"The GOP needs to respect this Tea Party truth with about an order of magnitude more fervor than it feels the Progressive temptation."

I don't think the GOP believes this could be a problem. They are in for a rude awakening.